Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas!

by Chris Masterjohn

Since political correctness is about as traditional as soy oil, and since joy and happiness are almost certainly as paleo as intermittent fasting, I would like to wish you all...

Merry Christmas!

Reducing expression down to the lowest common denominator will make for a very dull and boring world, whereas we will all be happier if we learn to appreciate the well wishes of others, and to share our joy with others, so I'd like to invite anyone celebrating Christmas, Saturnalia, your birthday, or some other feast, those who recently celebrated Chanukah and those about to celebrate Kwanzaa to, if you would like, use the comments section to share your holiday wishes with the rest of us!

Read more about the author, Chris Masterjohn, PhD, here.

77 comments:

  1. Since political correctness is about as traditional as soy oil

    Of course, and you blew it again!
    Here is the correct wish:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make the US great (not to imply that US is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

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  2. Well Chris, you are 13 days ahead of me but still, Merry Christmas! :P

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  3. Can I re-gift plasmids ?

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  4. Jld, very indecisive but very generous. Thank you for enlargeing your heart a little bit.

    Michael, thanks! ...AL, regift what you like, no regulations here. Get permission from the regulon.

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  5. Yes, it was a Merry Christmas. I had a much improved energy level this holiday after my dietary changes 7 months ago. I USED to be the tired one, lol. It is nice sitting on the other side of the fence where the grass really is greener . . . just ask the cows.

    Hoping you and yours also had a great day!

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  6. very indecisive...

    Hmmmm...
    You seem a bit old fashioned and to be lacking a sense of humour.
    Wake up, Christmas isn't what it used to be, hoping you can read french!

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  7. Hope you all had a Merry Christmas and that you have a Happy New Year!

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  8. Thanks Kellgy and Micah!

    Jld, sorry, that actually was hilarious. :)

    Chris

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  9. sorry

    No, no, I am sorry, I apologize, next time I will use <fun> tags </fun>

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